"The Night Before Christmas" Part 3
"When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I crawled out of bed to see what was the matter.
I stepped around Rocco and looked out to see,
who was causing that ruckus?
It's a quarter past three!
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,
gave a luster of mid-day to objects below.
I didn't care about all that though, because,
as I screamed out to Wifey,
'I JUST SAW SANTA CLAUS!'"
Next time: Did I really see Santa? Or was it my drunken neighbor out on a late night lawn-stumble?
BTW: This is my 300th post!