"The Night Before Christmas": Part 2
"The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in the hope that Ol' Santy Claus soon would be there.
Rocco was hogging up all of our bed,
his snoring nose inches away from my head.
Perfect Wifey exclaimed, "'Rocco, SHADDAP!,
You're ruining our wonderful, long Winter's nap!'"
Next time: What is all that clattering on the lawn? Is it those teenagers again?!