Happy Birthday Ronald!

With all the talk about the presidential race, the economy and whether or not Paris Hilton will ever find a new best friend, a major milestone has slipped under the national media's radar. Ronald McDonald, the beloved shill of McDonald's restaurants, turns 45 this year!

At his age, and given his diet and exercise regimen, I doubt Ronald is really "lovin' it" much these days. Still, we wish him well, and hope he will do all in his power to prevent the McRib sandwich from ever appearing on a McDonald's menu again.