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Thanks for reading this blog. I know people out there are reading it, but not many of you are posting any comments about it.

I think I know why. The way these blog spots are set up, leaving a comment is a pain in the drain. First you have to  sign up, then after you've posted your two cents' worth, you have to type in  those weird wonky random letters to "verify" your post. Why? Who knows, but that's the way it is.

But these minor hassles don't outweigh the benefits of posting on this site. Just think, if you don't know me personally, you can get to know me through this blog. Then we can form a close bond that will someday lead to us exchanging phone numbers so that I may call you at odd hours of the night when I am feeling lonely or troubled. Our friendship will also make it possible for me to obtain a series of small loans from you in the unlikely event I find myself financially strapped. If you feel lending me money might cause a strain in our cherished relationship, have no fear. We can consider it a gift.

If you live near me, you could also watch Rocco the Wonder Dog for me when my family went on vacation. This would be a win-win situation for us both. For example, Rocco has been throwing up all over the house today. How could I enjoy my vacation in Disney World worrying about that, and think how bad you'd  feel if my vacation was ruined because a bosom buddy like you wasn't there to clean up his messes.

Many of my friends already enjoy these and many other perks, now you can too!

So post a comment. Please.