I admit I am a "funny guy", thanks mostly to my parents, who could always come up with a "zinger" at just the right moment (Honestly, it's a pity that none of you reading this ever had the opportunity to go to a bad movie with my Dad. His witty observations would put the crew of MST3K to shame!). Really though, could I ever really dare to consider myself, "The Most Funniest Man Ever"?!
So, move over Abbott & Costello, Laurel and Hardy, The 3 Stooges, and all you other hacks! I AM The Most Funniest Man EVER! Even funnier than Adam Sandler! I am Brianna's IDOL for cryin' out loud! Oh, with her perceptive, refined taste, this girl is gonna go far.
I promise to use this power only for good.